I love to talk about my famous weiner.
That is what you’d truly like to see.
And if I run for office as a Weiner,
C’mon, everybody! You know the words. Second verse, same as the first. Could get better, but it’s gonna get worse.
No impulse control. Check.
Moral compass of a pickup artist. Check.
Upbraided by Pelosi with, “needs to get a clue.” Check.
Pelosi, it should be noted, knows a thing or three about getting a clue. She has, after all, been part of the huge Dem/GOP drive to erode your privacy rights for a very long time. She gets clues.
Oh, yeah, and Pepper Spray Cop is back in the news. Won’t somebody please shed a tear (he didn’t cause by spraying)?
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